^Jom Try This^

To those yang mengantuk especially with this gloomy weather or yang tengah stress, pls do this simple exercise below :)
^^Selamat Mencube^^

ni ala taichi sikit la... sebagai intro dan warming up..	tiru la macam ni... untuk melegakan bahu dan leher..	wa..wa.. aaa	gerak kekanan kemudian ke kiri..
gerak ke kiri kemudian ke kanan	ikut je ler... jangan terpusing kepala udah la..	tepuk kuat kuat kat dahi.. ni untuk hilang mengantuk..	dah tu buat gerakan tangan dan badan... buat macam happy aje..
kemudian goyang2 kaki dan badan sikit... buat macam takde masaalah...	buat secara aggresive pula... jangan peduli apa orang lain kata..	hilangkan semua stress...	pusingkan kepala...
tengok muka kat cermin sambil goyang2.. lawa tak...sape kulit gelap jgn trase plak	akhir sekali buat joget kucing... kalau tak hilang juga ambil bantal kecik gi tidur bawah meja

Mat Murid Kesayangan Ku...

PART I

Cikgu Nasyor sedang mengendali kelasnya dalam aktiviti sukan di padang sekolah. Seperti biasa, Cikgu Nasyor akan menyuruh murid²nya melakukan regangan otot. Tiba di satu bahagian, dimana murid² baring dan mengangkat kaki lalu menggerakkannya seperti sedang mengayuh basikal. Cikgu Nasyor asyik memerhati seorang muridnya yang pada mulanya menggerakkan kakinya tiba² memberhentikan kakinya. Lalu Cikgu Nasyor menyergah muridnya yang bernama Mat.

Cikgu Nasyor: "Woiiii Mat, apa sebab kau berhenti ni hah"
Mat : "Oh Cikgu Nasyor, basikal saya tengah turun bukit Cikgu, sebab tu saya berhenti.Takkan nak kayuh jugak."

PART II

Waktu sekolah telah tamat. Sebelum keluar kelas, Cikgu Nasyor telah bertanya kpd murid²nya.

Cikgu : Siapa nak masuk/pergi syurga?

Semua murid mengangkat tangan kecuali Mat lalu Cikgu Nasyor pun bertanya,

Cikgu : Mat, kenapa awak tak nak pergi/masuk syurga?

Mat : Mak saya kata lepas habis sekolah, terus balik rumah..jangan pergi mana-mana.

PART III

Cikgu Nasyor sedang mengajar Bahasa Melayu dalam kelas 1 Mawar...

Cikgu : Mat, boleh kamu buat ayat dengan menggunakan perkataan tepung?

Mat : Itu senang saja cikgu.. ayatnya ialah.... emak sedang membuat kek di dapur.

Cikgu : Mana tepungnya??

Man : Tepung kan ke dalam kek tu.... Cikgu nie tak sekolah ke hape??

PART V

Cikgu Nasyor : Joe, cuba terangkan apakah tugas akar pokok pisang?

Joe : Untuk mencari makanan, cikgu

Cikgu Nasyor : Bagus! Sekarang giliran Wati pulak. Apakah tugas batang pokok pisang?

Wati : Untuk membawa makanan yang dicari akarnya, cikgu.

Cikgu Nasyor : Bagus! Sekarang giliran Mat pula. Apakah tugas daun pisang?

Mat :untuk membungkus nasi lemak, cikgu...

Cikgu Nasyor : uii... lagi bagus... berdiri atas meja sampai habis kelas..



~Huehuehue~...adesss ade gak lawak2 yang menggelikan ati di kala tengah tensen tahap babun ne...mekasih pada yang antar emel ne..Meh kite gelak sesame..~huehuehuehue~

Lawak Di Pagi Hari

Pagi ne check emel pastu ade dpt satu emel lawak di pagi hari, so imawari nak share with u all..~ENJOY IT~

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My Mobile

No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud father, coz my son is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?

Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I d! ie will u remarry?

Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"

Wife: How do you know??

Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house."

Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"

Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.

So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says

"Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?

Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense

Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"

Servant: "It's already raining."

Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning

Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM